Ms. Pat Settles It
Comedian Ms. Pat takes the bench to rule on real cases -- where real-life relationships hang in the balance -- with help from a wise(cracking) jury of friends, family and guest comics.
Main Cast
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Episode Guide
Season 1
- Episode 1: From Romance to Robbery
Aired: Oct 18, 2023Judge Ms. Pat settles cases that include exes disputing over a missing transmission with an uncle in the middle, a reneged trade between foul-mouthed church friends, and a curious case of dognapping.
- Episode 2: Trippin' Over Trippin'
Aired: Oct 18, 2023Judge Ms. Pat settles cases that feature a wig job gone wrong when one client goes from Farrah Fawcett to Joe Dirt, a boss tripping over tips after his employee refuses to cough up extra dough, and exes debating.
- Episode 3: Girls Trip No Dudes Allowed
Aired: Oct 25, 2023Judge Ms. Pat settles cases that include a disagreement between besties over limo rides and tamale lies, a broken girls' trip NDA, and a busted family heirloom.
- Episode 4: I Ain't God, I Don't Love You
Aired: Oct 25, 2023Judge Ms. Pat settles cases that features cousins whose cruise plans sunk, former friends fighting over a missing monkey, and a mother and daughter's dispute over a phone bill way past due.
- Episode 5: Catfished and Carjacked
Aired: Nov 1, 2023Judge Ms. Pat settles cases, including a loan between friends that turns to carjacking, a trespassing incident in which a romp is caught on ring camera, and a friend who wants her loan paid back.
- Episode 6: Body by Insurance Check
Aired: Nov 1, 2023Judge Ms. Pat settles cases that include unapproved dress alterations that removed breast breathing room, twins disputing over a rental property party, and a husband and wife on the brink of divorce after she stole his insurance money.
- Episode 7: We Ain't Even Married
Aired: Nov 8, 2023Judge Ms. Pat settles cases that include blown off babysitting duties that ruined a sister's "pasta & lobsta" plans, a couple that loses engagement rings but never their love and a younger brother DONE taking care of his needy big bro.
- Episode 8: Even God Can't Fix Ugly
Aired: Nov 8, 2023Judge Ms. Pat settles cases that include a niece suing her uncle for a pageant loan but he says they are MORE than even, a daughter suing her mother for a questionable car repossession and a little sis suing her big sis for crashing her crib.
- Episode 9: Poppin' Off Over Popped Bottles
Aired: Nov 15, 2023Judge Ms. Pat settles cases that include a son suing his lying-money-mooching-mama, lifelong best friends disputing over rent money and a cousin who took back her bottle service birthday present.
- Episode 10: Catering Job Catastrophe
Aired: Nov 15, 2023Judge Ms. Pat settles cases that include a hairy situation between salon owner and stylist, a woman trying to hook her friend up with a catering job and a poor paint job that dried up a friendship.
- Episode 11: Vacay For Babay?
Aired: Nov 22, 2023Judge Ms. Pat presides over cases involving best friends bickering about a glam job gone wrong, cousins disputing over a slip and fall accident and expenses incurred on a baby-making trip.
- Episode 12: Livin' Aint Free
Aired: Nov 29, 2023Judge Ms. Pat settles cases involving an unpaid loan between a woman and her sole employee, a barber shop rent dispute and sisters at odds with one another over a missing necklace.
- Episode 13: Don't Change Your Tune Now!
Aired: Dec 6, 2023Judge Ms. Pat hears cases involving a woman seeking repayment from a would-be rapper, a divorcing couple's dispute over a car loan and a mother suing her daughter for tax money.
- Episode 14: Synthetic Shenanigans
Aired: Dec 13, 2023Judge Ms. Pat settles cases that include a friendship that came to a screeching halt at a reggae fest, exes who are at war over synthetic wigs and friends brawling over a bad boutique review.
- Episode 15: You A Nasty Roomie!
Aired: Dec 20, 2023Judge Ms. Pat settles cases that include a roommate from hell and one nasty razor, an engaged couple whose trust issues got taken out on a car and a sister-in-law whose house-sitting caused a tsunami setback.
- Episode 16: Shady Sister Swipe
Aired: May 29, 2024A roommate is more focused on romance than bromance; a little sister is stiffed by her credit card swiping big sister; a couple clashes over a lost social media opportunity.
- Episode 17: No Benjamins, No Beats
Aired: Jun 5, 2024Judge Ms. Pat settles cases that include a social media standoff over an unpaid wig install, a music video payment remix and one sister who refuses to pay the other for a loan because she feels like she's loaded!
- Episode 18: When Love Gives You Lemons
Aired: Jun 12, 2024A business exchange turns into a money pit; exes fight over a lemonade business; cousins fight over a crashed car.
- Episode 19: Take The Man, Leave The Bags
Aired: Jun 19, 2024Judge Ms. Pat settles cases that include a situationship turned sour, a mother suing her daughter over a cruise bill and ex-besties who are fighting over gifts, not the guy.
- Episode 20: A Hairy Situation
Aired: Jun 26, 2024Cases that include hairy services exchange, former friends with benefits fighting over free massages and an ex-girlfriend who wants her ex-boyfriend to kick rocks after he returns her kicks.
Season 2
- Episode 1: These Clothes Are Real…Real Fake
Aired: Jul 31, 2024Judge Ms. Pat settles three cases that include former friends fighting over fake fashion, a social media show turned sour and a couple who wants to make it official, after they solve their loan dispute.
- Episode 2: Sis, This Wedding Cake Is Wack
Aired: Aug 7, 2024Judge Ms. Pat settles three cases that include pals from the pen fighting over money owed for transcription work, exes in a delivery app dispute, and sisters whose relationship is a mess over a hot mess wedding cake.
- Episode 3: Tinderoni Troubles
Aired: Aug 14, 2024Judge Ms. Pat settles three cases that include sisters suing their mom for a car loan, but mom says they got into two accidents in one day, a roommate situationship that ended after a week and cousins fighting over a busted up water heater.
- Episode 4: Jealous Exes & Cracked Screens
Aired: Aug 21, 2024Judge Ms. Pat settle three cases; besties who fell out over a turkey burger fall; a music video that was never shot because the talent looked like Kelly No-Roland; two jealous exes and a broken cell phone.
- Episode 5: Cuz, You Botched My BBL
Aired: Aug 28, 2024Judge Ms. Pat settles three cases that include a botched BBL that left cousins beefing, friends fighting over a dog haircut gone wrong and sisters squabbling over money owed for rap career management.
- Episode 6: DROP THE MIC & MY CHECK!
Aired: Sep 4, 2024Judge Ms. Pat settles three cases that include one bad balloon arch, a mom suing her spoiled son for stealing her credit card to buy himself a mic, and friends feuding over a Louis Vuitton slide that became a high-priced chew toy.
- Episode 7: Scissors & Sabotage
Aired: Sep 18, 2024Judge Ms. Pat settles three cases that include a gospel rapping mom suing her daughter for making music without her; former friends beefing over an unpaid check; former hair stylists who cut each other out of their lives over beauty supplies.
- Episode 8: Pump the Breaks and Pay Me
Aired: Sep 18, 2024Judge Ms. Pat settles three cases that include a sister suing her baby brother for crashing her car, friends feuding over a copycat cheesecake, and sisters who trippin over trips that never took off.
- Episode 9: Drippin' & Dippin' Out On The Car Payment
Aired: Sep 25, 2024Settling three cases that include co-parents who can't agree on who owes for a failed vacay, a big sister suing her little sister after missing a Drake concert, and a husband and wife suing their dripped down cousin for not paying his car note.
- Episode 10: Slayed Faces, Fried Edges
Aired: Oct 2, 2024Judge Ms. Pat settles three cases that include cousins clashing over a crashed car, a photographer mom battling her client daughter who won't pay up, and an auntie waging war against her nephew after he fried her edges right off!
- Episode 11: If We Ain't a Thing, Gimme Back My Ring!
Aired: Apr 30, 2025Judge Ms. Pat settles three cases, including sisters squabbling over a stolen and wrecked car, best friends who can't agree on what ‘treat yo' self' means when it's on someone else's card, and exes in a standoff over who keeps the engagement ring.
- Episode 12: Kicked out on Christmas
Aired: May 7, 2025Ms. Pat settles three cases, including a daughter suing her mother for ruining her credit, an uncle fighting with his niece over a costly yacht trip, and a rent dispute between exes.
- Episode 13: Ghost Ridin' My Whip
Aired: May 14, 2025Judge Ms. Pat settles three cases, including sisters fighting over borrowed clothes, friends wigging out over a hair disaster, and ex-BFFs duking it out over an unpaid car note.
- Episode 14: Forget the Kisses, You Keyed My Car
Aired: May 21, 2025Judge Ms. Pat settles three cases, including an ex suing her former flame for keying her car, a sibling dispute over unpaid rent, and a promo deal gone wrong between ex-besties.
- Episode 15: You Stole My Chanel, Go to Hell
Aired: May 28, 2025No summary available.
- Episode 16: My Paycheck Doesn't Check Out
Aired: Jun 4, 2025Judge Ms. Pat settles three cases that include an employee chasing down back pay from their boss, cousins butting heads over a suspended driver's license, and a friend who made a surprise pitstop in their buddy's ride!
- Episode 17: You Botched My Hairdo & Stole My Boo
Aired: Jun 11, 2025Judge Ms. Pat settles three cases that include friends suing each other over whacky wheel woes, a sister suing her brother over a dog bite and a client confronting his stylist over a bad braids & a broken heart.
- Episode 18: Rent, Romance & Regret
Aired: Jun 18, 2025Judge Ms. Pat settles three cases that include an ex suing his former partner over rent, former friends feuding over a sports betting blunder, and a daughter's drama with her mom over a trucking training course.
- Episode 19: Busted Bathroom Blowout
Aired: Jun 25, 2025Judge Ms. Pat settles three cases that include an employer suing his colleague over a model recruitment misstep, a mother suing her daughter over a house renovation, and two friends beefing over glam services for her maternity shoot.
- Episode 20: You Owe Me for VIP
Aired: Jul 2, 2025Judge Ms. Pat settles three cases that include brothers beefing over a damaged door & lost key, former friends fighting over a pricey VIP fee, and besties blowing up over a beach vacation turned babysitting blunder.
Season 3
- Episode 1: Bail, Baecation & Betrayal
Aired: Nov 4, 2025Judge Ms. Pat settles three cases — exes beefing over bail money and shady vacations, to a circus director who got played by his own contortionist, and a superfan who swiped his famous friend's card for a taco truck.
- Episode 2: The Wig, The Whip & The Woof
Aired: Nov 4, 2025Judge Ms. Pat settles three cases– exes fighting over hidden cheating footage & a busted ride, cousins beefing after a dog turned Thanksgiving into an ER trip & and an influencer calling out their hairstylist for a red-carpet disaster.
- Episode 3: You Can't Pay Rent With A Kidney
Aired: Nov 11, 2025Judge Ms. Pat settles three cases? a friend ghosting on a floor remodel job, an aunt chasing rent from her kidney-donating niece who won't leave, and a pet mom billing her ex after her dog got sick from fried chicken snagged off.
- Episode 4: Garbage, Grudges, And Grown-Up Rent
Aired: Nov 11, 2025Judge Ms. Pat settles three wild disputes: a neighbor demanding payback for trash duty and lawn care, an ex-accused of ditching a birthday bash over parking drama, and a son dragging his money hungry mom to court for sky-high rent.
- Episode 5: Siblings, Strip Clubs, & Stacks
Aired: Nov 18, 2025It's a wild day in court as Judge Ms. Pat settles three cases – from a twerk that broke a Vegas mirror to siblings fighting over strip club debts, and a man demanding payback after his ex-bestie gambled away their catering profits.
- Episode 6: Botox, Backstabs, & Busted Friendships
Aired: Nov 18, 2025Judge Ms. Pat settles three cases a Botox-happy mom who spent her daughter's dog funds on her face, a sister who loses her job when her sibling quits to chase a skincare dream, & a comic who's footing the vaca bill after her bestie got hit by a car.
- Episode 7: Ditched The Bday Bash For A Smash
Aired: Nov 25, 2025Judge Ms. Pat settles three crazy cases? a birthday tradition ruined by a bestie's secret Vegas fling with her friend's brother, a roommate who stole the couch and dog when he moved out, and an actress chasing a paycheck.
- Episode 8: You Sold the Show & Sold Me Out
Aired: Dec 2, 2025Judge Ms. Pat settles three cases: a comic fuming after her friend sold out their showcase but kept all the cash, a woman upset after her BFF wrecked her grandma's Chevy with a bad oil change, and a man ghosted after bankrolling.
- Episode 9: Cousins, Clout & Crazy Glue
Aired: Dec 9, 2025Judge Ms. Pat settles three cases: cousins clashing over unpaid wedding catering services, a BFF who glued her friend's eye shut and left her with an ER bill, and a podcast partner claiming she built the brand but got ditched.
- Episode 10: The Twin, the Ex & the Karaoke Queen
Aired: Dec 16, 2025Judge Ms. Pat settles three crazy cases including a lease dispute with a wannabe karaoke star, an ex-hubby crashes the family minivan he didn't pay for, & one twin sticks the other with a sky-high phone bill after her Dominican Republic girls' trip.
- Episode 11: Granny's Gambling Gone Wrong
Aired: Jun 30, 2026Judge Ms. Pat settles three wild cases: a daughter sues her bingo- fanatic mama for blowing her kid's emergency fund, a publicist wants payment from her clout-chasing ex-client, & a salty ex cries foul over his ex-selling his camera for rent money.
- Episode 12: Broke, Blocked & Busted
Aired: Jul 7, 2026Judge Ms. Pat settles three wild cases: cousins clashing over car drama and impound fees, a sister suing her brother after a chef wrecked her birthday, & an ex who ran up dating app charges...then cried "lost wages" when she cut off his phone.
- Episode 13: Baby Beef, Blown Bucks & Backyard Booty Mayhem
Aired: Jul 14, 2026Three cases, zero chill; Judge Ms. Pat takes on a mom who swapped her daughter's LASIK loan for a shiny new Tesla; a best friend demanding baby-shower payback; a neighbor whose backyard hookup left more than hearts broken.
- Episode 14: Gimme My Cash For Granny
Aired: Jul 21, 2026Judge Ms. Pat's settles three wild cases: A niece faces the fallout of her kids trashing a valuable doll collection, an ex-bestie dodges a debt over street corn, and a landlord who forgot that grandma care isn't free labor.
- Episode 15: Livestock On The Loose
Aired: Jul 28, 2026Judge Ms. Pat tackles three shady cases: a sister demanding cruise money from her freeloading brother, a mentee dragging her mentor for unpaid design work, and a neighbor furious after runway livestock.
- Episode 16: Fleas, Fees & Family Feuds
Aired: Aug 4, 2026Judge Ms. Pat settles three messy cases: a sister going after her brother for ghosting her on car payments, a friend fuming over med spa cash gone missing and cousins beefing over a flea-infested, unpaid Airbnb stay.
- Episode 17: Wrecked Rides, Ransacked Houses & One Haircut From Hell
Aired: Aug 11, 2026Judge Pat settles three cases: a women suing her sister-in-law after she totaled her minivan, a man suing his ex-bff after house party guest stole TVs, and a woman suing her friend for ruining her kids' hair while babysitting.
- Episode 18: Clout, Power, and Orange Chicken Hour
Aired: Aug 18, 2026Judge Ms. Pat takes on three outrageous cases — sisters beefing for likes on social media, a roommate who ghosted the gas bill, and ex besties in a spicy showdown over Orange Chicken fame and the recipe that broke the internet.
- Episode 19: Cash, Cars, & Courtroom Chaos
Aired: Aug 25, 2026No summary available.
- Episode 20: The Tooth, the Ferret, the Printing Press
Aired: Sep 1, 2026No summary available.